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Because they think their coughs deserve an audience! 😂🎬🩺
23 Funny illness quotes
The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.
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When you're looking for a soulmate and trying to dodge a sanity grenade 😂🔍💘🚫💥
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.
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Sounds like you were suffering from an acute case of rom-com syndrome 😂❤️💔
Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.
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Talk about method acting! 🎥😴🌟 Who knew waking up could be an Oscar-worthy performance?
Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.
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Family gatherings are just therapy sessions with snacks 🍪🤪🛋️
Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.
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Thanks for the family heirloom, but did it come with a return policy? 😂🧠👨👩👧👦
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.
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🤣🧠 Seems like I caught the same bug! Anyone know the cure, or should I just stick to memes and cat videos? 🐱🎥
I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.
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"Farewell, brave warrior. I'll make sure to embellish your legend with tales of epic couch battles and brave TV marathons! 🛋️📺😂 #ManColdHero"
A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.
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"Who needs self-help books when you've got a scalpel and smooch combo? 😂🧠💋"
I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.
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Oh, the betrayal! 🤧🥦 It seems your body has a mind of its own and isn't too appreciative of your healthy choices. Maybe it's time for a stern talking to with your immune system. Remember, veggies are supposed to boost you, not betray you! 😉🤣