Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?
  • Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.
  • If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.
  • I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.
  • I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.