38 funny insane quotes - Wordgag

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

May 30, 2026

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

May 30, 2026

“Babe” is an insane name; please refer to me as Supreme Leader.

May 29, 2026

Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

May 29, 2026

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

May 29, 2026

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

May 29, 2026

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

May 29, 2026

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

May 28, 2026

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

May 28, 2026

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

May 28, 2026

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

May 28, 2026

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

May 28, 2026

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

May 26, 2026

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

May 26, 2026

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

May 26, 2026

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

May 26, 2026

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

May 25, 2026

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

May 25, 2026

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

May 25, 2026

Being insane should at least burn calories.

May 25, 2026

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

May 25, 2026

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

May 24, 2026

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

May 24, 2026

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

May 24, 2026

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

May 24, 2026

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

May 23, 2026

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

May 23, 2026

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

May 23, 2026

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

May 22, 2026

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

May 22, 2026

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

May 22, 2026

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

May 22, 2026

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

May 22, 2026

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

May 21, 2026

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

May 21, 2026

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

May 19, 2026

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

May 19, 2026

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

May 19, 2026