Commentary:
Trying to charge me for job hunting on LinkedIn is like asking a fish to pay for water 😂💸 #JoblessPremium
42 Funny insane quotes
Koreans are such a beast mode race. They created the most insane version of communism and the most insane version of capitalism.
Commentary:
Beast mode: Activated! From capitalism to communism, Koreans are setting high scores like it's a global video game tournament 🎮🏆😂
It is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. This is kind of what makes life worth living.
Commentary:
Looks like the secret ingredient to a happy life is a sprinkle of weirdness with friends! 😂🤪👯♂️
It’s insane what living in a rural area will have you sleeping with.
Commentary:
When your cuddle buddy is a hay bale and the crickets provide the soundtrack 🌾😴🎶
Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.
Commentary:
Girlfriend magic: You text, and boom! They actually reply—who knew sorcery was so romantic? 📱💬✨
I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.
Commentary:
Who knew my inner thoughts had such an enthusiastic fan club! 🤯😂✨
“Babe” is an insane name; please refer to me as Supreme Leader.
Commentary:
Sure thing, Supreme Leader, just don't send me to the dungeons for forgetting!
Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.
Commentary:
Pressing buttons and getting paid? I've been in training for this my whole life! 😎💰🚀
Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.
Commentary:
Keeping the five-star fun on the down low, one "meh" at a time. 🥴🌟📉🍻
Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.
Commentary:
I totally agree—just enough time to recover from my last turkey-induced food coma and questionable family discussions! 🦃😂🎄