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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.