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“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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