Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

90 shares on Reddit this month:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.