Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"From spinning lightsabers to spinning deadlines! The force is strong with this one…but so are the monthly bills! 💫💼 #JediStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine. Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”. Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway. I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent. November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.