I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, Iโ€™m ready now.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs to worry about rising sea levels when you've got rising heart rates on dates, right? ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŒโค๏ธ Swipe right for love, swipe left on climate change! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ”ฅ #ClimateApocalypseVsLoveApocalypse"