31 funny grow quotes - Wordgag

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

May 25, 2026

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

May 24, 2026

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

May 24, 2026

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

May 23, 2026

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

May 23, 2026

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

May 22, 2026

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

May 22, 2026

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

May 22, 2026

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

May 22, 2026

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

May 21, 2026

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

May 21, 2026

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

May 21, 2026

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

May 21, 2026

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

May 21, 2026

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

May 20, 2026

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

May 20, 2026

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

May 19, 2026

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

May 19, 2026

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

May 19, 2026

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

May 18, 2026

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

Apr 1, 2026

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Apr 1, 2026

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Apr 1, 2026

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

Mar 31, 2026

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

Mar 31, 2026

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Mar 30, 2026

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Mar 30, 2026

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Mar 29, 2026

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Mar 29, 2026

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Mar 29, 2026

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Mar 28, 2026