11 funny eggs quotes - Wordgag

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

May 29, 2026

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

May 26, 2026

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

May 25, 2026

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

May 24, 2026

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

May 24, 2026

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

May 23, 2026

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

May 22, 2026

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

May 22, 2026

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

May 20, 2026

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

May 20, 2026

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

May 19, 2026