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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

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88 shares on X this month:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

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Reincarnation, in this economy?

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

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Breaking via LinkedIn:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Seen just now on Discord:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Going viral on WeChat:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Seen just now on Threads:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Trending via Instagram:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Just landed via X:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

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