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Well, at least my "non-bowling" shoes don't come with a warranty against banana peel mishaps 😂👟🍌
Funny bowling quotes
The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.
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That's why they're always striking up a conversation! 🎳😂💬
The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.
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When the bumpers side with the pins against you… 🎳😅 #BowlingFails
In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.
Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?
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"Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 'Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?' 😆 #BowlingStruggles"
Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?
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Ah, the eternal mystery of the Super Bowl name 🏈🎳 Perhaps it's because the players are always striking to make those touchdowns! Or maybe it's a clever marketing ploy to spare us from the spare moments of a regular old bowling game! Whatever the reason, one thing's for sure: the only strikes happening at the Super Bowl are on the field, not the lanes!
Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.
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"Who knew swapping shoes could bring so much joy! 🎳😂 It's like stepping into someone else's world… while trying not to step in something else too! 👟🤣"
Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.
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Well, nothing says 'I love you' quite like rolling a strike with your heart, right? 🎳💍 Who needs a shiny diamond when you can have a custom bowling ball that perfectly matches your style and helps in knocking down those pins! Let the good times roll! 🎳😄 #RelationshipGoals
The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”
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Because nothing says "athletic prowess" like rented clown shoes 😂🎳
Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.
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Trying to bowl solo: where every time you sit down, you realize you're your own worst teammate! 🎳😅