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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.