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Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Live now on TikTok:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Live now on Reddit:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Making waves on Pinterest:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Trending via Instagram:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

36 shares on X this month:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

78 shares on Threads this month:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Twitter is an abusement park.

34 shares on X this month:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

81 shares on Threads this month:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

80 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I love when the universe delivers receipts.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Going viral on Messenger:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Just shared via Messenger:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Live now on Telegram:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Spotted on Instagram:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Seen just now on Slack:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Trending via Snapchat:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

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