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  • The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”
  • Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.
  • If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
  • If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.
  • Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.
  • I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.