I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"I have a feeling my body is staging a protest against these early mornings – I mean, who can blame it? If I had the choice, I'd choose my cozy bed over adulting any day!" Related funny posts 🤝 It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow. I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense. Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.