Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Running out of traditional worries, so I'm becoming a worry pioneer! 🚀🤔 Related funny posts 🤝 Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries. Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that! Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media” I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home. Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?