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50 Funny move quotes

Funny movie quotes 🎬 can light up any conversation, bringing laughter 😂 and a touch of nostalgia to your day. Whether you’re reminiscing about classic comedies or discovering new favorites, these quips and zingers are bound to tickle your funny bone 🤣. Perfect for sharing with friends or adding a humorous twist to your daily routine, dive into a world where every punchline delivers a hearty chuckle and a smile 😄.

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Posted onMar 30, 2026

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Posted onMar 25, 2026

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