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New York: Great pizza, terrifying daily commutes alongside Hulk and aliens 🚀🗽🍕
51 Funny move quotes
For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.
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Sounds like I need to add "mind reader" to my resume… or maybe just "professional forgetter"! 🙃🧠🚶♂️
Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.
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I've spent my whole life searching for such a moving tune! 🎤🕺😂
I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.
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Sounds like a new self-care trend: "The Big Apple Misery Detox" 🍏😅🗽
Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.
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Level up achieved! 🏆 Next quest: The fridge invasion! 🚪🍕😄
My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.
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Mastering the art of facepalming, one lesson at a time! 🤦♂️📚😂
Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.
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Plot twist: I've mastered the art of surprising myself on a daily basis! 🤔🤷♂️🔮
Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.
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Who knew moisturizing could feel like wielding a tiny stick of confidence? 💄😎✨
My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.
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Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️♂️
My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.
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Looks like it's time to start packing those boxes! Hope your new neighbors aren't as hungry! 😅📦🍽️