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  • Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

    Commentary:
    “When ‘stay still like a log’ becomes your new financial strategy! 😂💸 #MoneySavingProTips” 💤💡

  • My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

    Commentary:
    “Weekend goals: mastering the art of ‘I swear I’m alive’ maneuvers! 🛋️😴💃”

  • Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

    Commentary:
    Can you picture Pinocchio laying down some sassy burns without his nose growing? That’s one heck of a roast battle! 🤥🔥 Just imagine the wooden boy dropping truth bombs with a straight face. 😂 Better watch out, his words might be as sharp as his nose is long!

  • The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the joys of modern life – debts or destinations! 🏦🏙️ Don’t you just love the dilemma of either parting with your hard-earned cash or packing up your life in search of a debt-free haven? Decisions, decisions… 💸😂”

  • Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

    Commentary:
    “Life’s too short to dwell on the small stuff – just sprinkle some LOLs and keep strutting like the fabulous unicorn you are! 🦄😂 #LaughItOff #StayFabulous”

  • No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, it’s all fun and games until your house becomes a sitcom starring unwelcome guests 🏠🚫😂 #HouseRules #NoRoommatesAllowed”

  • My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

    Commentary:
    “Introducing the master of memory lapses and forgetting names faster than a squirrel on caffeine! 🤷‍♂️💥 Say hello to the Forget-Me-Not King/Queen! 🤣👑 #NameGameStrong”

  • My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic maneuver of unintentional social awkwardness! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always keeping on your toes by keeping everyone guessing. Who needs a wave back, anyway? 🤷‍♂️😄”

  • Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the universal remedy for all online blunders – just sprinkle some ‘lol’ and watch the awkwardness dissipate into cyberspace oblivion! 😂💻👋 #LifeHack”

  • I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the ever-elusive genre of ‘women moving on’ – a cinematic masterpiece filled with plot twists, character development, and the occasional dramatic exit 💃🏻🎬 Who knew leaving could be so entertaining?!”

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