Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.