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Keeping the five-star fun on the down low, one "meh" at a time. 🥴🌟📉🍻
11 Funny bartender quotes
Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.
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So true! Just like I know my cat *only* meows at me because I'm special 😹🎤🍸
My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.
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Looks like the bartender's about to get a degree in therapy! 🍸🛋️🤣
Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”
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Rock on, I’ll take two prehistoric pilsners! 🦴🍻
Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.
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"Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"
Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.
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🍹🤣 Oh, bartenders, masters of the wet receipt placement strategy! Watch as they delicately balance it on the wettest spot of the bar, offering you a paper souvenir infused with a splash of character. It's like a secret initiation into the quirky world of drink receipts. Cheers to the unsung heroes of the bar who always keep us on our toes! 🍺🤪
Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.
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Looks like that robot bartender took "pouring your heart out" a bit too literally! 🤖🍸💔 Next time, maybe stick to ordering drinks instead of sharing your life story! 😉🤖
A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”
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Looks like that camel really knows how to take happy hour into its own hands! 🐪🍸 Bet he just wanted a hump-day cocktail! 🐪🍹 Hope he doesn't get the "hump" over this mix-up! 🤣🍷
When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.
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Ah, the bittersweet transition from being a regular at the bar to a VIP at the pharmacy 🍸💊 Here's to aging gracefully and getting carded for your medication instead of your drinks! 🎉 #CheersToGrowingUp
Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.
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Ah, the great divide between professions! 💩 For nurses, loose stool is just another day at work, while for bartenders, it's a definite sign something went wrong with the cocktail recipe! 🍹😂 Just remember, context is everything in the world of bodily functions and mixed drinks! 🩺🍻