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Ah, the legendary ChatGPT – the ultimate dinner guest escape plan generator! 🍽️🚪 Don't worry, with ChatGPT by your side, you'll never have to endure awkward small talk or suffer through another round of your in-laws' "famous" casserole ever again! Just sit back, relax, and let the excuses flow like fine wine. 🍷✨

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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