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Funny quote about Thanksgiving: a witty reminder to bring your own ride to leave early.

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Commentary:
"Remember, the Thanksgiving dinner table is not for holding grudges… but your car is! 🚗💨 #DriveOffTheGratitude"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dinner, family, humor, independence, leave, number, own, rule, rules, take, terms, Thanksgiving, vehicle on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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