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Humorous quote about Chuck Norris with a witty twist on bullet injury.

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

Commentary:
The bullet is now in a witness protection program! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bullet, chuck, Chuck Norris, condition, critical, critical condition, got, guy, humor, joke, norris, shot, tough, tough guy on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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