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12 Funny shot quotes

Funny shot quotes are the perfect mix of humor and wit to lighten up any moment 🍹😂 Whether you’re celebrating with friends or just need a quick chuckle, these playful lines hit the spot every time 🎯🥳 Get ready to raise your glass and your spirits with some clever and hilarious takes on shots that’ll have you laughing out loud! 🍻🤣

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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