Coffee is just goth water. Posted onOct 15, 2023Oct 15, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCoffee is just goth water. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh? If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.