Commentary:
"Dracula must have a batty good glam squad for that eyeliner! 🦇🎨✨"
Funny goth quotes
The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between wanting to be goth and wanting to own a fabulous real estate portfolio…🦇🕸️ Who needs acceptance and friendship when you can have ominous creaks and cobweb-filled corners instead? 😂 #GothGoals"
Coffee is just goth water.
Commentary:
"Ah, coffee – the brooding elixir that flows dark and strong, like the souls of gothic poets. 💀☕️ Indeed, it's goth water for the caffeine aficionados who prefer their mornings on the darker side of life. Time to embrace the shadows in your cup and let the caffeine cast its spell! 🖤✨"
I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’
Commentary:
Leveling up my "people skills" when I really just want to caw at everyone and look fabulous in black 🖤🐦⬛
Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.
Commentary:
When she decorates your room like a vampire's crypt, suddenly you're no longer Team Edward 🧛♂️🖤😂