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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.