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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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