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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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"Watch out for those couples who finish each other's sentences, they might just be plotting their next crime spree! Keep your words to yourself and your sentences unfinished!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, couple, dark, dark humor, humor, intimacy, kill, relationship, sentence on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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