Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Commentary:
“Watch out for those couples who finish each other’s sentences, they might just be plotting their next crime spree! Keep your words to yourself and your sentences unfinished!”

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