Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.
  • I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.
  • The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.
  • When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.
  • Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.
  • When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.