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Chuck Norris can use laughing gas to make rocks giggle 🤣🪨🐦
38 Funny kill quotes
What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.
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Stronger? Sure. Grumpier? Absolutely. I'm evolving into a moody superhero! 💪😤🙃
Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.
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Testing sibling boundaries: the ultimate survival training! 😂🤼♂️🔪
What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.
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When life gives you lemons, just remember they're probably going to explode now. 🍋💥😅
Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?
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Guess we should start rooting for those Cloudflare blips — our surprise digital superheroes! 😂🔌🌩️
I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?
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Why settle for warm hugs when you can have lightsaber snuggle struggles? 😂🪐✨
I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.
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Are these "movies" the new fidget spinners for my eyeballs? 🌀🍿👀
I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’
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If flies could speak English, I'd finally have someone new to ignore my ultimatums 😂🪰💬
Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.
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Laughter: your daily requirement of vitamin HA! Stay hydrated and remember, no one likes a vibe vampire! 😄💧🚫🧛♂️
What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.
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Well, my sense of humor just reached supervillain status! 😂🦹♂️