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Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

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They say everything's bigger in Texas, including my keychain knife skills! πŸ₯©πŸ”‘πŸ˜„

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged car, car key, cutting, joke, key, keys, restaurant, roadhouse, steak, substitute, Texas, Texas Roadhouse, utensil, utensil substitute on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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