Commentary:
They say everything's bigger in Texas, including my keychain knife skills! 🥩🔑😄
Funny Texas quotes
The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.
Commentary:
"Looks like Texas takes their self-esteem seriously, getting a review right on their flag! ⭐️ Maybe they're just making it easy for others to rate their Lone Star state experience! 🤠 #TexasPride #ReviewMe"
Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?
Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like Leatherface might need a few more chainsaws to patch up those plot holes! 🤣 As for the victims, maybe they're in the after-life trying to find a way to give directions to the lost tourists in the Texas backwoods! 🔪👻 #HorrorMovieMysteries
I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.
Commentary:
"Yeehaw Arabia! 🤠🌵 Who knew the Lone Star State had such a sweet new nickname? Wonder if they ride camels instead of horses out there! 🐫😄 #TexasTeaTime"
Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.
Commentary:
Naming rice cakes must have been the peak of spicy creativity, right next to the adventure of Paris, Texas! 🥴🍚🏞️