Commentary:
They say everything's bigger in Texas, including my keychain knife skills! 🥩🔑😄
Funny substitute quotes
A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.
Commentary:
"Who needs heartache and soul-searching when you've got a mountain of crispy fries to dig into? 🍟🤣 Love may be complicated, but fries are always there for you, unconditionally crunchy and delicious! #PotatoesOverPasstion"