Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a match made in glitch heaven! π¦ππ Related funny posts π Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place. The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that youβre thermostatically compatible with. I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think itβs a waste of time, and then they marry each other.