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Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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When I said I wanted "bigger portions" for the holidays, I didn't mean the screen size! 🍗📺🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged big, black, Black Friday, consumerism, Friday, grocery, humor, put, sale, shopping, TV, TVs on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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