Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Commentary:
Well, life sure knows how to take things literally! It's like that one friend who always has to one-up you, even when you're just venting. Lesson learned: be careful what you say to life, it might just see it as a dare!