Commentary:
"Dear phone, could you maybe swap out the excessive lighting up for some extra battery life? 🔋⚡️ It's a rough world out there for a phone with commitment issues!"
Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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