Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly! Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer. ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night. Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
