Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Dear sleep, you're a reliable old friend, but sorry, my browser history is just too captivating! 🌊🏄♂️😴" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women. Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.
