Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Dear sleep, you're a reliable old friend, but sorry, my browser history is just too captivating! 🌊🏄♂️😴" Related funny posts 🤝 Occupation: the ugly friend! The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.