Dear wallet, please get pregnant. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I wish my wallet had baby wallets so I could spoil them rotten! πΈπ€°π Related funny posts π My wallet is empty, just like my soul. The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby. I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.