Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.