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Here we go again with the same old crap 💩😂 deja vu more like deja poo!
14 Funny poop quotes
The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.
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Looks like we've found the secret to toddler priorities! 🍼🚽😂
Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.
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Humans: basically just complicated food processors 🍽️➡️💩🤣
Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.
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Life's plot twists: achieving that squeaky clean just to… backslide 😅🚿💩
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.
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Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫
Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.
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When your dog takes longer to poop than your favorite show takes for a new season… 🍿🐶⏳
If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.
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"Channeling my inner 'aimbird' 🎯🦜… watch out below! 💩😆"
I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.
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🐶😂 "Who's a good boy? Apparently not Bob, because he's turning your rug into his personal bathroom! 😅 Talk about mixing up identities – Bob's living his best (but most mischievous) human name life! 🐕💩 #DogsWithHumanNames"
They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!
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"Ah, the classic grocery store potty tax scheme! It's like a sneak attack on your wallet from the humble loaf of bread to the royal throne. 🍞💸💩 Keep those eyes peeled for the real MVPs of the grocery game – toilet paper and bank accounts!"
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.
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"Ah, the classic 'bird' request: asking for freedom, soaring high, and of course, a bit of mischief with the pooping privileges 💩🦅 Just remember, with great flying power comes great responsibility… and potentially messy consequences! Watch out below! 😄"