Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you really took "cleanliness is next to godliness" to the next level! 😇🪟✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.” If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect). While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.