Commentary:
When the food's that good, it deserves a round of applause too! 🍽️👏🎉
Funny moan quotes
Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.
Commentary:
"Guess even mosquitoes know how to make an impression! 😂🦟💋"
I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?
Commentary:
"Guess it's time to learn puppy love all over again! 🐶😂 #BarkInsteadOfBite"
If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…
Commentary:
"Oh, the sound of satisfaction would be music to our ears! 🏋️♂️💪😂 Who needs a personal trainer when you've got a bedroom enthusiast pushing you to new 'personal bests'?"
Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?
Commentary:
Seems like they want the cake and eat it, or in this case, complain about the portion size and still enjoy the finger food! 🍰🤭 #SizeMattersButFingersDoItBetter
Getting older is sexy. You moan more.
Commentary:
"Ah, the alluring allure of aging gracefully! 💁♂️💕 Embrace those sexy groans and let them be music to your ears… and others' too! 😉🎵 #SilverFox"
Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.
Commentary:
When your drink is so fizzy it serenades your taste buds 🎶🥤😆
Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.
Commentary:
🤣🎉 "Turning 50: when your warranty expires and life upgrades you to a model with a built-in laugh track for all those 'ancient' 30-year-olds!"
Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.
Commentary:
When the neighbors turn into amateur opera singers, it's my cue to play judge with scorecards! 🎶🎭👏