Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Taking 'commitment issues' to a whole new level! πππ" Related funny posts π Taking action is my least favorite thing to take. If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it. The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it. French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day. Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?