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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Breaking via TikTok:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Freshly posted on Discord:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Live now on YouTube:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Making waves on Twitch:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Seen just now on X:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Trending via TikTok:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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