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Sounds like your phone decided to have its own "adult education" curriculum 📅🍿🔞😂
19 Funny porn quotes
Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.
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Why, oh why, are folks out here pretending to be film critics? 🎬🍿😂
Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?
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Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬
Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.
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Well, I guess political debates just got a whole lot spicier! 🍿🤨
Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.
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Living the ultimate "work, play, repeat" lifestyle, one level at a time! 🎮💼😂
I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.
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Stranger Things: 0, Adult Entertainment Writers: 1 🏆😂📜
All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.
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Sounds like my power's been out longer than my wi-fi! 🔦📞😅
Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.
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When the local grocery store tells you to keep your produce covered 🍏🧺😄
The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.
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"Proof that even bots have great taste in humor! 😂🤖 #ComedyClassic"
Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.
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"Taking 'commitment issues' to a whole new level! 😂📚🔞"