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Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Live now on LinkedIn:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Seen just now on Twitch:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Live now on WeChat:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Seen just now on Messenger:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Breaking via Reddit:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Making waves on Threads:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

2 months ago

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I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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Is this simulation from Temu?

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

91 shares on TikTok this month:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

45 shares on X this month:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

76 shares on Twitch this month:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

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Live now on Pinterest:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Just landed via Messenger:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Live now on Snapchat:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Shared recently on Facebook:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Going viral on X:

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

Just shared via Discord:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Just landed via Discord:

They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Is this simulation from Temu?

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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