Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon? Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oops, guess my wallet had a wild night out with my Amazon cart! π€¦ββοΈπΈπ¦ Related funny posts π Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow. I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab. Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping. My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK. I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: donβt drink and Prime.