Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.
  • I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.
  • Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”
  • Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”
  • Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
  • When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.