Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Reminder: Trust in a man's promise to fix things is directly proportional to his memory… or so the legends say. 🤷♂️🔧 #FixItForgetIt" Related funny posts 🤝 The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics. If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again. Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.