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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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Guess I'm just one cup away from becoming a full-time Starbucks retiree! ☕🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, aging, ask, coffee, humor, lifestyle, love, me, older, why on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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