Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'm just one cup away from becoming a full-time Starbucks retiree! ☕🤣 Related funny posts 😂 I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”. Listen to the birds, not the news. I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here. I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.