Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love… Commentary:Guess I'm just one cup away from becoming a full-time Starbucks retiree! ☕🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me. I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude. Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married. The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods. As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.