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"Let it rip like a true thunderstorm! 🌧️💨 Embrace the symphony of bodily sounds, for in the world of nature, even the rain ☔ needs a little thunder! Let your bladder be the sky and your fart the lightning! ⚡😄"

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68 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

38 shares on Slack this month:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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