Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button. You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job. Never trust a wet fart.
