Iβm so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Lost in the hardware store haze, on a quest for the elusive hose. The struggle is real, but the laughter is inevitable. πΏπ§π #DIYgonewild" Related funny posts π€ Dating apps arenβt working. Iβll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen. Iβm probably like this because I drank water from the hose. Iβve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club. “Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores? Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!