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Sounds like a singles retreat with extra steps! 🍹🌧️😆
34 Funny rain quotes
I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”
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Rain just wants to give those plants a refreshing shower and our hair a wild new style! 🌧️💧🌻
Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.
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When you're trying to relax to rain sounds, but instead end up craving fried chicken 🤔🍗☔😂
Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.
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Guess I'm waiting for a modern Mr. Darcy to pop up in my DMs instead of just popping up in my notifications 😂📱📖
Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe.
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Rolling through life with first-class rain protection—who knew babies had it all figured out before the rest of us?
I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.
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Unstoppable force meets immovable drizzle 😂☔️
Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.
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Sounds like the ultimate weather forecast for couch potatoes! ☔️🏈🏡
“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.
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I finally found a song that matches my talent for turning spilled coffee into an opera 🎶☕️🎭
I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.
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When Mother Nature becomes a sassy pen pal 😂🌧️📡️
The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.
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Rain's amazing soundtrack is the universe's way of telling you to hit the snooze button one more time! 🌧️😴🎶