34 funny rain quotes - Wordgag

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

May 23, 2026

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

May 23, 2026

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

May 23, 2026

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

May 22, 2026

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

May 22, 2026

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

May 21, 2026

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

May 21, 2026

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

May 21, 2026

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

May 21, 2026

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

May 21, 2026

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

May 21, 2026

I only like when it rains when I’m home.

May 20, 2026

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

May 20, 2026

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

May 20, 2026

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

May 20, 2026

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

May 20, 2026

I will sit in the rain about this.

May 19, 2026

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

May 19, 2026

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

May 19, 2026

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

May 18, 2026

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

May 18, 2026

Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe.

May 18, 2026

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

Apr 1, 2026

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

Apr 1, 2026

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Mar 31, 2026

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Mar 31, 2026

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Mar 30, 2026

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Mar 30, 2026

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Mar 30, 2026

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Mar 29, 2026

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Mar 29, 2026

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Mar 27, 2026

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Mar 26, 2026

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Mar 26, 2026